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Scottish-Themed Audio Library

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Welcome to our Audio Library.  Gathered together here, for your listening pleasure, may be found selected Cameron and Scottish audio files in WAV and MIDI formats.  A majority of these files are of a humorous nature, some are dramatic.  They have been acquired from across the Internet.

 


COMEDY


"Aaach, back to the loch with you Nessie!": Scottish Groundskeeper Willy from the television show "The Simpsons."
56.8KB...3.6 Seconds...16 Bit, Mono

"Aaaah Cameron, wait a minute,,, Cameron come back": Mathew Broderick, from the motion picture "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."
33.3KB...3.1 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"Cameron babe, what's happening?": Mathew Broderick, from the motion picture "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."
21.4KB...1.9 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"Get your haggis right here! Chopped heart and lungs, boiled in a wee sheep's stomach; just as good as it sounds!": Scottish Groundskeeper Willy from the television show "The Simpsons."
43.9KB...7.9 Seconds...4 Bit, Mono
"Great Scot!!": Christopher Lloyd, from the motion picture Back to the Future.
22.6KB...1.5 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"Haggis,,, what is haggis?" - "Sheep's stomach, stuffed with meat and barley." - "And what do you do with it?" - "You eat it!" - "How revolting!!": Sean Connery and Christopher Lambert, from the motion picture "Highlander."
130KB...12.1 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"Hello computer": James Doohan, Scotty from the motion picture "Star Trek IV."
11.3KB...1.5 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"Hi Cameron, you comfortable?": Mia Sara, from the motion picture "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."
26.3KB...2.5 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"It's Brigadoon, it's bloody Brigadoon!": Simon Callow, from the motion picture "Four Weddings and a Funeral."
38.5KB...3.6 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
",,, let my Cameron go": Alan Ruck, from the motion picture "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."
95.3KB...4.4 Seconds...16 Bit, Mono
"Now be a good assistant and bring me the concentrated plaid,,, be very careful, it's highly volatile!": The Mad Scientist from Warner Brother's "The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries."
101KB...9.4 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"The sound of bagpipes has been specially added for Scottish listeners": From television's "Goon Show."
35.8KB...3.3 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"Turn off that blasted bagpipe music!": The Mad Scientist from Warner Brother's "Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries."
50.7KB...4.7 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"We have a piper down, I repeat, a piper is down": Mike Myers, from the motion picture "So I married An Axe Murderer."
104KB...4.8 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"We have three sizes, wee, not so wee, and friggin' huge!": Mike Myers, as The Scottish Shop Owner from the television show Saturday Night Live.
61.4KB...5.7 Seconds...8 Bit Mono
"Without our plaid, we have no kilts!": Jeff Glen Bennet, as Angus MacRorrrrrrrrey, from Warner Brother's "Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries."
28.9KB...2.7 Seconds, 8 Bit, Mono
"Yeah,,, this place is emptier than a Scottish pay toilet!": Rodney Dangerfield, from the television show "The Simpsons."
34.4KB...3.2 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono

COMEDY - ALAN YOUNG



The extraordinary ability of this English born, Canadian raised actor to imitate the Scots "inflection" (primarily in animated programs) warrants his own sub-category.

"After all this time I'm no gettin' my hopes up": As Uncle Scrooge McDuck, from Disney's "Ducktales."
30.7KB...2.9 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"Dooof,,, allright, but stay out of trouble, I'm in no mood for mischief!": As Uncle Scrooge McDuck, from Disney's "Ducktales."
50.7KB...4.7 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"Humpf, I would'nit be in this mess if it weren't for you": As Uncle Scrooge McDuck, from Disney's "Ducktales."
40KB...3.7 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"I wouldina miss this party for all the scones in Scotland!": As Uncle Scrooge McDuck, from Disney's "Ducktales."
38.5KB...3.6 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"Just a little Scottish hospitality": As Uncle Scrooge, from Disney's "Ducktales."
30.7KB...2.9 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"My heritage, my rrrrroots": As Uncle Scrooge McDuck, from Disney's "Ducktales."
33.3KB...3.1 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"The party's over": As Uncle Scrooge McDuck, from Disney's Ducktales.
11.4KB...1.1 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"There's still a wee bit of daylight left. Follow me lads, and be careful": As Uncle Scrooge McDuck, from Disney's "Ducktales."
59.9KB...5.6 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono

DRAMA AND MISC.


"Are you comfortable Cameron?": Ewen McGregor, from the motion picture "Shallow Grave."
18.1KB...1.7 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"Cameron, Cameron, come on over here, come on!": Ewen McGregor, from the motion picture "Shallow Grave."
44.9KB...4.2 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"Cameron! What a surprise!": Ewen McGregor, from the motion picture "Shallow Grave."
29.3KB...4.4 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"FREEDOM!!!": Mel Gibson, from the conclusion of the motion picture "Braveheart."
116KB...10.8 Seconds...8 Bit Mono
"Greetings Highlander": Sean Connery, from the motion picture "Highlander."
29.9KB...1.4 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"K-ILT": Promotional "jingle" from radio station K-ILT.
78.8KB...3.7 Seconds...8 Bit Mono
"The march of the Cameron men": John Cairney, from The Heritage Corporation's video "Clan Cameron and Your Scottish Ancestry."
23.4KB...2.2 Seconds...8 Bit, Mono
"This is our army, to join it you give homage." - "I give homage to Scotland!": Mel Gibson and John Murtagh, from the motion picture "Braveheart."
76.6KB...7.1 Seconds, 8 Bit, Mono

MIDI SEQUENCES


Amazing Grace: MIDI sequence of the song Amazing Grace.
3.14KB...2 Minutes, 40 Seconds
Bonnie Lass O' Bon Accord: MIDI sequence of the song Bonnie Lass O' Bon Accord.
11.9KB...1 Minute, 48 Seconds
The Flower of Scotland: MIDI sequence of the song The Flower of Scotland.
7.4KB...1 Minute, 41 Seconds
Flowers of the Forest: MIDI sequence of the song Flowers of the Forest.
3.1KB...1 Minute, 51 Seconds
The Laird of Drumblair: MIDI sequence of the Scottish Strathspey The Laird of Drumblair.
9.3KB...2 Minutes, 10 Seconds
March of the Cameron Men: MIDI sequence of the song March of the Cameron Men.
11.4KB...1 Minute, 52 Seconds
Piobaireachd of Dhomnuill Dubh (Donald Dhu): MIDI sequence of a traditional "march" piobaireachdan of Clan Cameron.
27.2KB...2 minutes, 4 Seconds
Scotland the Brave: MIDI sequence of the song Scotland the Brave.
20.1KB...1 Minute, 30 Seconds
"Scottish Ballad": MIDI sequence of a "Scottish Ballad".
7.8KB...2 Minutes, 32 Seconds
Skye: MIDI sequence of the song Skye.
6.4KB...1 Minute,1 Second